Gilligan's Island, The Movie.
Oh yea. It’s happening. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1361548/ If you check out Michael Cera’s IMDB page, you can see his name along side it, so of course he’s going to play Mary Anne. Humor, har! Now, you guys don’t know this, but I used to wake up 2 hours early for school, and I lived 2 minutes away from school, to watch an hour Gilligan’s Island (and then Jerry...
The only one who's stupid here is YOU.
Grandmother recently got a promotional paper from Dish Network advertising cheap cable, for NEW customers. We’ve had Dish Network since we moved in about 4 years ago. It was in mom’s name, then when grandma moved in she put it in her name because we just couldn’t afford it anymore. Since it was on the same house, she had to pay the regular amount. So then she got the advert for...
OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN: I got this from a magazine... →
destroyer: This is Vangelia Gushterova. Also known as Baba Vanga. She may seem like a normal old lady, but she’s not. She’s a prophet from Bulgaria who accurately predicted 9/11. But she wasn’t alive to see 9/11 happen. She was born in the year 1911 and died in the year 1996. When she was 12, she got stuck in a raging storm and the wind was so hard, she was lifted by it and was thrown to...
Me, on twitter: SOMEONE GIVE MY MOM A JOB!
Lindsey, on twitter: try dollarstore again. That Billy guy just got hired there only a few weeks ago.
Me, to mom: Tomorrow you're applying at the Dollar Store again, they just hired someone, and you're calling them as well.
Mom: And what about you?
Me: I already have a job.
Mom: Yea, -snorts- one that earn you $2 an hour.
Me: OH I"M SORRY HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE?
Your view on yourself: You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties. The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for: You like serious, smart and determined people. You don’t judge a book by its...
ProPublica Photographer: I Was Followed by BP... →
marco: To summarize: A photographer took these photos of a BP oil refinery while standing on the grass median of a public road. (With very few exceptions, it’s perfectly legal to take pictures of anything visible from a public place, even if the subject is privately owned.) BP’s security noticed, called the city police, and followed him by car to a gas station. The police forcefully detained,...
A pack of Mel Gibsons....
So, living room, I'm reading twitter, and Tom Arnold posted something really funny about Mel Gibson, and apparently mom and Lindsey have not heard about what Mel has said recently:
Lindsey: What's so funny?
Me: Do you remember what Mel Gibson said recently about his ex wife?
Lindsey & Mom: No, what'd he say?
Me: -explaining what he said about how she was gonna be raped by a pack of 'black guys' and burning down her house after she gives him a blowjob-
Lindsey & Mom: OMG did he really?
Me: Yup, and then Tom Arnold (https://twitter.com/TomArnold) just posted on twitter 'I will not let my wife out of the house dressed like that because I fear a pack of Mel Gibson's may rape her!'
Lindsey & Mom: -laugh-
Lindsey: I imagine a pack of llama's with Mel Gibson's face. That's how I see it in my head.
Me & Mom: -laughs-
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In Tahoe City with nothing to do intil 8 tonight. Too hot to lay on the beach.
Do you ever wonder....
If sometimes, the voice over guy for movie trailors just reads his little script and goes:
VoG: I'm not saying that. It's stupid.
Boss: You have to, it's your job. Say it.
VoG: Seriously? This is dumb.
Boss: -serious stare-
VoG: -sighs- Fine. 'They're all fur one, and one fur all.'
Boss: That's good. We got it.
VoG: God I need a drink...
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